Insect jokes 

Two fleas where running across the top of a
cereal
packet ?
''Why are we running so fast ?'' said one
Because
it says ''Tear along the dotted line''

What did one flea say
to the other after a
night out ?
Shall we walk home or take a dog ?

What is a flea's favourite book ?
The
itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !

What is the most faithful
insect ?
A
flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them !

What to
you call a Russian flea ?
A
Moscow-ito !

How do you find where a flea has bitten you
?
Start from scratch !

What is the difference between a flea and a
wolf
?
One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie
!

Which fly makes films ?
Stephen Speilbug
!

What goes ''snap, crackle and pop'' ?
A
firefly with a short circuit !

What kind of
bee can keep an aeroplane dry
?
An aero-drone !

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a

flea ?
Bugs Bunny !

How do you start an insect race ?
One, two,
flea - go

What is the difference between a flea bitten
dog and a bored
visitor ?
Ones going to itch and the other is
itching to go !

How to fleas
travel ?
Itch hiking !

Why did the firefly keep stealing things
?
What goes ''snap, crackle and pop'' ?
A firefly with a short circuit
!

What insect runs away from everything ?
A
flee !

Why were the
flies playing football in
saucer ?
They where playing for the cup !

How do fireflies start a race ?
Ready steady
glow !

If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you

know which one is the American Football player ?
The one in the
sugar bowl !

What is a mosquito's favourite sport
?
Skin-diving !