Insect jokes 

Why do bees buzz ?
Because they can't
whistle !

What kind of bee can't be understood ?
A
mumble bee !

What is the bees favourite film ?
The Sting
!

Who is the bees favourite singer ?
Sting
!

Who is the bees favourite pop group ?
The
bee gees !

What did the bee to the other bee in summer
?
Swarm here isn't it !

Where do bees keep their money ?
In a honey
box !

Who is a bee's favourite painter ?
Pablo
Beecasso !

What did the spider say to the bee ?
Your
honey or your life !

What is a baby bee ?
A little humbug !

Why did the bees go on strike ?
Because they
wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

What does the bee Santa Claus say ?
Ho hum
hum !

What does a bee say before it
stings you
?
This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door

bell?
A hum dinger !

How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?
A
humdred !

What do bees chew ?
Bumble gum !

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other
bees ?
Because they kept droning on and on !

Why do
bees have sticky hair ?
Beacuse
of the honey combs !

Where do bees go on holiday ?
Stingapore
!

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general

during the American Civil War ?
Robert E Flea !