Weather jokes 

Why did the Aggie take a golf
club and a
baseball glove storm chasing with him?


-To golf the golf ball
size hail and catch the baseball size hail

How
is snow white?


-Pretty
good, according to the 7 dwarfs

What is the opposite of a
cold
front?


-A warm back

Why can't meteorologists forecast the

weather?


-They are too busy studying comets and meteors

How easy is it for
wind gusts to talk to
each other?


-It is a breeze

What type of music do lightning bolts listen
to?


-Rock and Roll

Why do tornadoes move so
erratically?


-They are dizzy

In the summer desert heat, what did a dust
devil say
to the over-talkative dust devil?


-You are really
blowing a lot of hot air

A weather intern walks into
a bar and asks
for a Cold Draft. Suddenly the bar door swings open and
gusty cool
air fills up the bar. After drinking his Draft things seem
to get
back to normal. The guy then orders a Thunderclap on ice.
Suddenly
the roof gets pelted with hail stones and an intense lightning flash

and thunderous explosion rock the bar. After drinking his Thunderclap

things seem to once again get back to normal. Feeling rather good
at
this point he asks for a third drink- ordering a Tornado on the
rocks.
This time the bar is not only pelted with even larger hail
stones but
ferocious winds rip the door off its hinges, shake the bar
violently and
break every window. Feeling extra good and cocky at
this point he then
orders an extra large and extra strong Hurricane.
The bartender after
this request looks up at the guy perplexed and
says, ''Sorry fella, we
have no Hurricanes in Kansas''.

Why did the tornado get
arrested?


-For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder

Where is a tornado put in jail to be
punished?


-In a high pressure cell

What do clouds want to be when they grow
up?


-Thunderstorms

It was so hot today I saw
a robin picking
earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs.

I
really don't understand why the federal
government was so slow to send
aid to the areas hit by Hurricane
Andrew. After all, both Florida and
Louisiana have oil.

The U.S. has only three hurricane warning
centers
- Coral Gables, FL, Guam, and Honolulu, HI (recently
completed). All
three have faced Category 4 hurricanes in the past month.
Which only goes
to show: If you build it, they will come!

Where do wind gusts go to on
dates?


-To Chicago

How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can

see Mt Ranier, it's going to rain. If not, it already is.

What
happens when the fog lifts in
California? UCLA.

A postcard home: The weather is here. Wish you

were beautiful.

There's a technical term for a sunny, warm
day which
follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.