Dentist jokes 

Who has
the most dangerous job in
Transylvania?
Dracula's dentist.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets
of dentures in a dentist's
window?
Because it was against the
law to pick your teeth in public.

At what time do most people go to the
dentist?
At tooth-hurty (2:30).

I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted

yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?
That's
right, Sir.
So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre
with a friend?
That was my dentist.

Patient: Hey, that tooth
you pulled
wasn't the one I wanted pulled.
Dentist: Relax, I'm coming to it.

Father: Don't you feel better now
that
you've gone to the dentist?
Son: Sure do. He wasn't in.

Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist

complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out.


After examining him, the dentist said, ''Your mouth is really bad. Do

you brush?''

''Ah sure do!'' replied Cloyd. ''Everee single day!''


''What do you brush with?'' asked the dentist,


''Preparation H,'' said the redneck.

What did the dentist say to the
golfer?
''You have a hole in one. ''

What is a drill team?
A group of dentists
who work together.

Why do people dislike going to
the
dentist?
Because he is boring.

Why do dentists like
potatoes?
Because
they are so filling.

Did you hear about the dentist who planted a
garden?...
A month later he was picking his teeth

What game did the dentist play
when she
was a child?...Caps and robbers

What is a dentist's office?
A filling
station.

What do you call the Scottish dentist
?
Phil McCavity !

Why does a dentist seem moody?
Because he
always looks down in the mouth.

While I was
waiting to see the dentist, a
woman came out of his inner office
smiling. Nodding to me, she
said, ''Thank goodness my work is completed. I'm
so glad to have found
a painless dentist and one who's so gentle and
understanding too.''
When seated in the dentist chair, I related the
incident to the
doctor. He laughed and explained, ''Oh, that was just my
Mother.''

What do you call a dentist in the army ?
A
drill sergeant !

What time is it when you have to go to the

dentist ?
Tooth Hurty !

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary
out?...He was
already taking out a tooth