Pig jokes 

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar!

What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.

What do you call a pig with the flu?
A swine
swine.

What do you call a pig with no legs?
A
groundhog!

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?
Rub
him with oinkment.

What do you call the story of The Three Little
Pigs?
A pig tail!

What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs?

A hog hog.

What do you say to a naked pig?
''I never
sausage a body.''

What do you get when you cross a pig with an

elephant?
A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a

canary?
I don't know, but when it sits on your electric wire and
sings, all
your lights go out

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

What is a pigs favourite ballet?
Swine Lake!

What does a pig use to write his term
papers
with?
Pen and Oink!

What do you give a
sick pig?
Oinkment!

What world athletic sporting event is held every
four
years?
The Olympigs!

What is Chuck Norris' ''best karate move''?

Pork Chop!

What goes ''knio, knio?''
A backward pig.

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.