Pig jokes 

What did the fat pig say when the farmer

dumped corn mash into the trough?
''I'm afraid that's all going to
waist.''

Two pigs robbed a bank. Why were they caught so

quickly?
They squealed on each other.

The kids are crazy about a new piglet
toy.
When they wind it up, it eats all the spinach off their plates.

What did the mama pig say
when junior pig
bought a basket of wormy apples?
''Don't tell the farmer. He might
charge us extra.''

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her
tail?
''That's the end of me!''

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on

him?
''Heavy!''

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its
soup?
''Yum Yum.''

What did the
pig do when a beetle landed in
his feed trough? He ate it quickly, before
the others could ask him
to share.

What do pigs do on nice afternoons?
They go on
pignics.

What do piggys take when they are sick?

Pigicillin!

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

What do hip pigs call their ladies?
Fine
swine.

What do you call a pig in a steel foundry?
A
pig pig.

What do you call a crafty pig?
CunningHam

What do you call a lady pig planting seeds?
A
sow sow.

What do pigs drive?
Pig-up trucks!

What do pigs like with chow mein?
Sooey
sauce.

What do you call a pig who overacts?
A ham
ham.

What do you call a pig with good table manners?

Sick.