Aardvark jokes 

What does an aardvark keep in his
aquarium?
An aard-shark!

What is uglier than an aardvark?
Two
aardvarks!

What does the aardvark call his
dog?
Aard-bark!

What is the difference between an aardvark and
a coyote?
One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!

Who loves
hamburgers, French fries, and
ants?
Ronald MacAardvark!

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Who's the aardvark's favorite female
vocalist?
Bearbara Streis-ant!

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What does the aardvark take sailing?
An
aard ark!

How do ants hide from aardvarks?
They
disguise themselves as uncles!

What does an aardvark get when he
overeats?
Ant-digestion!

What does an aardvark take for
ant-digestion?
Anta-Seltzer!

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore

throat?
An aardvark with the sniffles!

What does an aardvark use when he has
a
cold?
An ant-ihistamine!

What command does the aardvark give most often

when he sails?
Snout about!

What do you call a boxing match between two

aardvarks?
A snout bout!

Who's aardvark's favorite male
singer?
Frank Sinostril!