Aardvark jokes 

What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's
songs?
It's Been an Aards Day's Night and I Want to Hold Your
Ant!

Where does the aardvark family always
come
first?
In the phone book!

Why was Easter the aardvark's
favorite
holiday?
Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and
is very
loud?
A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

What do you call a thick-skinned
aardvark?
A hardvark!

What do you call an aardvark good with a light
saber?
A darthvark!

What do you call an aardvark that writes
poems?
A bardvark!

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks
can't?
Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?
They
can stick to the subject!

What do you call an aardvark outside
Buckingham Palace?
A guardvark!

What do you call an aardvark in a frying
pan?
A lardvark!

What do you call a pickled aardvark?
A
jarredvark!

What do you call an aardvark that plays
poker?
A cardvark!

What do you call a three-footed aardvark?
A
yardvark!

What do you call an aardvark that's just won

a fight?
A well 'aardvark!

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost
a
fight?
A vark!

What do you call an aardvark that's been
thrown out of a
pub?
A barredvark!

Why do aardvarks make undesirable
neighbors?
Because they always have their noses in other people's

business!

Who won the animal race?
The giraffe and
the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the
aardvark won by a
nose!

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a
cannibal?
Because he ate his ant for dinner!