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Jedneho dna, v jednom malom meste, prisla do jedneho maleho masiarstva jedna mlada zena s novorodencom na rukach a hovori masiarovi: Mily moj, toto je plod nasej lasky. Co s tym urobime? Nakoniec sa dohodli, ze kym chlapec nevyrastie bude zena dostavat maso zadarmo. Masiar pocital na kalendari dni a ked mal chlapec, ktory chodil po maso, presne 18 rokov hovori mu: Tu mas! A povedz matke, ze toto bolo posledne maso, ktore dostala zadarmo. A pozeraj sa, ako sa bude tvarit. Syn doma vsetko matke porozpraval a ona mu vravi: Vrat sa naspat do masiarstva a povedz masiarovi, ze 18 rokov som mala zadarmo aj mlieko, zeleninu a pecivo... a pozeraj sa ako sa bude tvarit.

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Telephone jokes

What do you get if you cross a
telephone
with an iron?
A smooth operator!

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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

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How that we are engaged I hope you'll give

me a ring.
Of course. What's your phone number ?

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Why are there so many Johnson
in he
phone book?
They all have phones.

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What do
you call the sound a ghost makes
when he calls you?
A phone moan.

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How does a baboon make phone calls?
He
just monkeys around on the line!

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How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a
birthday
celebration?
A party line!

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a
birthday
celebration?
A party line!

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a
mouthwash?
Tele-Scope.

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A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of

a patient.
''Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell
who is speaking or
where the voices are coming from?'' asked the
psychiatrist.
''As a matter of fact, I do,'' said the patient.
''And
when does this happen?'' asked the psychiatrist.
''Oh,'' said the
patient, ''when I answer the telephone.''

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When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

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How does a football player make phone calls?

On a touch-down phone.

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How does a baritone make phone calls?

Song distance!

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How can you tell if someone who's having a

temper tantrum is on the phone?
You get a tizzy signal!

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What happened to the little frog who sat on

the telephone?
He grew up to be a bellhop!

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How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella?

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How can you tell if someone who's just had

a perm is on the phone?
You get a frizzy signal!

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How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

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What did the answering machine say to the

telephone?
Take my word for it.

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