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Na hodine matematiky dava pani ucitelka triede vyriesit nasledujici priklad: "Na telegrafnom drate sedia 3 vtaci. Strelec zostreli jedneho z nich. Kolko ich tam zostane?" Lojzik sa prihlasi a odpovie: "Ziadny" Ucitelka milosrdne polozi otazku znovu, ukazuje pri tom nazorne tri prsty a vravi "Na drate su 3 vtaci. Strelec zostreli jedneho z nich," jeden prst skloni a pokracuje "kolko ich teda zostane? Lojzik na to zo vsetkou rozhodnostou: "Ziadny!" "Ako si, prosim ta, dospel k takej odpovedi?" pyta sa ucitelka. "To je jednoduche pani ucitelka, ked strelec zostreli jedneho vtacika zvysne dva sa vyplasia." Ucitelka sa usmeje a vravi: "No neni to matematicky spravne, ale paci sa mi sposob tvojho uvazovania!" "Hm, nechajte ma teraz tiez polozit jednu otazku. Sedia 3 zeny v parku a kazda je nanuk. Jedna ho ukusuje, druha ulamuje a tretia saje. Ktora je vydata?" Ucitelka zcervenie v rozpakoch a vykruca sa z odpovede, ale Lojzik nelutostne trva na svojom: "No tak, jedna kuse, druha ulamuje, tretia saje. Ktora z nich je vydata?" "Tak dobre" zasepka ucitelka, "ta co saje?" "Nie" odpovie Lojzik "Je to ta, co ma prstienok, ale paci sa mi sposob Vasho uvazovania"

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Telephone jokes

What do you get if you cross a
telephone
with an iron?
A smooth operator!

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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

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How that we are engaged I hope you'll give

me a ring.
Of course. What's your phone number ?

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Why are there so many Johnson
in he
phone book?
They all have phones.

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What do
you call the sound a ghost makes
when he calls you?
A phone moan.

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How does a baboon make phone calls?
He
just monkeys around on the line!

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How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a
birthday
celebration?
A party line!

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a
birthday
celebration?
A party line!

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a
mouthwash?
Tele-Scope.

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A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of

a patient.
''Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell
who is speaking or
where the voices are coming from?'' asked the
psychiatrist.
''As a matter of fact, I do,'' said the patient.
''And
when does this happen?'' asked the psychiatrist.
''Oh,'' said the
patient, ''when I answer the telephone.''

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When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

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How does a football player make phone calls?

On a touch-down phone.

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How does a baritone make phone calls?

Song distance!

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How can you tell if someone who's having a

temper tantrum is on the phone?
You get a tizzy signal!

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What happened to the little frog who sat on

the telephone?
He grew up to be a bellhop!

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How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella?

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How can you tell if someone who's just had

a perm is on the phone?
You get a frizzy signal!

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How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

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What did the answering machine say to the

telephone?
Take my word for it.

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