Hair and bald jokes 

How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

What do you call a pen with no hair
?
A bald point !

What do you call a policeman with blonde
hair ?
A fair cop !

A guy walks in to the
Barbershop.
Barber says, ''What will it be today?'' Guy says, ''well I
want it going
with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other,
and just
make it all out of shape and messed up.'' Barber says, ''Now why
in
the world do you want your hair cut like that.''

Guy says, ''That's
how you cut it last time''

Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their

hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.

A guy admired the hair of three girls.
He walked by one
and asked, ''How'd you get such lovely blonde hair''

Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl

answered, ''It's natural.''

The guy walked by the second girl
and asked, ''How'd you get such
pretty brown hair?''


Fluffing her hair, the second girl said, ''It's natural.''

Finally the
guy approached the third girl and asked, ''How'd you get
such cool
green hair?''

Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose,
then skimming it
through the hair, she said, ''It's natural.''

What do you call a
proton with big
hair?
A 'froton.

A woman was cutting her husband's

thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack.

She ofered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious

qualities. ''It has more vitamin C than an orange,'' she remarked.

''And more hair than Dad,'' added their son.

There are three ways a
man wears his
hair - parted- unparted or departed