Hair and bald jokes 

Customer: Why is my hairline

receding?
Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Customer: Why doesn't my
hairline
look good?
Barber: It's on the same old head.

Customer: Why did
you take off so
much hair?
Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to it.

Customer: Couldn't you see I was going

bald?
Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.

What do you call a high-priced barber
shop?
A clip joint.

For what person do all men take off
their hats?
The barber.

If the Pilgrims came over on the
Mayflower, how did the
barbers arrive?
On clipper ships.

Who never gets his hair wet in the

shower? A bald man.

Karen: Have you noticed
that Daddy
is getting taller ?
Sharon: No, why ?
Karen: His head is sticking
through his hair.

I want a hair cut please.
Certainly,
which one !

What should you buy if your
hair
falls out ?
A good vacuum cleaner !

Why did the bald man put a rabbit
on
his head?
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

How can you avoid falling hair?
Get
out of the way.

Why was the lady's hair
angry?
Because she was always teasing it.

What do you get if you cross a wireless
with a
hairdresser ?
Radio waves !

What do you get if you cross a
hairdresser and a bucket
of cement ?
Permanent waves !

What kind of hair do oceans have
?
Wavy !

What side of a monster has more hair
?
The outside !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Barber
!
Barber who ?
Barberd wire !

Why do polo bears like bald men ?

Because they have a great, white, bear place !