Various animal jokes 

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

Where do sharks come
from?
Sharkago!

What's the favourite flavour of
sharks?
Shark-o-late!

What kind of sharks make good
carpenters?
Hammerheads!

What do you call someone who sticks his
right hand in
shark's mouths?
Lefty!

If a hungry shark is after you, what
should you feed it?
Jawbreakers!

If they made a movie starring the Loch

Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the
movie
be called?
Loch Jaws.

How do you shoot a great white shark?

Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue

shark spear gun!

What is the most famous
shark?
William Sharkspeare!

What do you call rubber bumpers on
yachts?
Shark absorbers!

Did you hear about the new shark food
restaurant
called Jaws?
It costs an arm and a leg to eat
there!

Who was the most famous pirate
octopus?
Captain Squid!

What's an octopuses favourite latin
saying?
Squid pro quo!

What happens when sharks take their
clothes off ?
They go sharkers !

Where do you find a down-and-out
octopus ?
On squid row !

What does an octopus wear on a cold
day?
A coat of arms!

What's wet and wiggly and says how do
you do sixteen
times?
Two octopuses shaking hands.

What does an octopus take on a camping

trip?
Tentacles!

What does a squid sheriff form?
An
octoposse!

What happened to the cold jellyfish ?

It set !