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Aardvark jokes

What does an aardvark keep in his
aquarium?
An aard-shark!

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What is uglier than an aardvark?
Two
aardvarks!

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What does the aardvark call his
dog?
Aard-bark!

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What is the difference between an aardvark and
a coyote?
One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!

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Who loves
hamburgers, French fries, and
ants?
Ronald MacAardvark!

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What does the aardvark take sailing?
An
aard ark!

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How do ants hide from aardvarks?
They
disguise themselves as uncles!

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What does an aardvark get when he
overeats?
Ant-digestion!

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What does an aardvark take for
ant-digestion?
Anta-Seltzer!

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What's worse than a giraffe with a sore

throat?
An aardvark with the sniffles!

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What does an aardvark use when he has
a
cold?
An ant-ihistamine!

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What command does the aardvark give most often

when he sails?
Snout about!

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What do you call a boxing match between two

aardvarks?
A snout bout!

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Who's aardvark's favorite male
singer?
Frank Sinostril!

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