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Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them got an idea, saying ''I know, let's play swords!''''Play swords?'' asked the other. ''How?'' ''Simple. Whip it out, smackit till it's hard, and we both whack'em together like swords.''So they did, and they were running up and down the street, smackingtheir dicks together playing swords.Then, a gay man walked up to them and inquired about their actions.''We're playing swords!'' yelled one of the bums.The gay man wanted to play too. An hour later, the gay man was becomingexhausted. ''I'm tired,'' he said. He bent over saying, ''kill me!, killme!!''

Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer: Can I push your stool in?

Question: What do you call a gay man's scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!

A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying to figure outwhat to do. Two homosexuals sitting in the corner wisperto each other and run in front of the choking lady. Onestrips out of his overalls, bends over butt naked in frontof his friend. His friend proceeds to lick the other's ass.Upon seeing this, the lady vomits forcing the lodged foodfrom her throat. After making sure the lady is OK, the twohomosexuals return to their food.One turns to the other and says,''Wow, that hind-lick manuever really works!''

Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob

What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.

What did one gay sperm say to the other? - I can't find my way through all this shit.

A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar oneevening and said to the bartender ''Give everyone a drink exceptthat gay guy over there''About fifteen minutes later he gives the same order, ''Give everyonea drink except that gay guy over there''The gay guy asks the bartender for two ice cubes. The bartenderasks why, and the gay guy says ''I am going to put one in each cheek,go over there, and cold-cock that big sonofabitch!''

What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian's apartment? Potpourri

What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for? For flossing after eating.

Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swalow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.

What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.

How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.

Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door bell rings. The first gay man tellsthe second, ''Don't cum until I come back'', and herushes off to answer the door.After a few minutes, he eagerly returns to the bedroomonly to find cum was all over the bed and sheets. Hesays to the second gay man, ''I thought you wasn't goingto cum until I came back. The second gay man says to thefirst, ''I didn't cum, ........I farted!Sent by Ken ''C''

How do you tell if you are in a gay church? Only half the congregation is kneeling.

4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left, how do they sit???They turn it upsidedown.Sent by GC

Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit down before the other guy gets off.

Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten circumcised last week.''Can I see it?'' asked the second gay homosexual, so he promptlydropped his pants to show off his cock.''Oooh,'' squealed his friend, ''You look ten years younger!''

A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:''I can lick any man in the place!''The nearest customer looks him up and down,then says: ''Crude, but direct. Tell me, is this yourfirst time in a gay bar?''