Gender Jokes 

|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle!

|Reasons computers must be maleThey have a lot of data but are still clueless.A better model is always just around the corner.They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.It is always necessary to have a backup.They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.The best part of having either one is the games you can play.The lights are on but nobody's home.

|Man says to God: ''Why did you make woman so beautiful?''God says: ''So you would love her.'' Man says to God: ''But God, Why did you make her so dumb?''God says:''So she would love you.'' Source MissJoke.com