Dog jokes 

Why do dogs wag their
tails ?
''Because no
one else will do it for them !''

What happened to the
dog that ate nothing but
garlic ?
His bark was much worse than it's bite !

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ?
He
was trying to make both ends meet !

What did the angry man sing
when he found his
slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?
''I must throw that doggie out
the window !''!

Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?
Because
his boots were at the menders !

What do you get if you cross
a giraffe with a
dog ?
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

Where do Eskimos train
their dogs ?
In the
mush room !

What is the difference between Father Christmas
and
a warm dog ?
Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just
pants!

Why do dogs bury bones in
the ground
?
Because you can't bury them in trees !

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus

?
He stole the show !

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde

?
A jet setter !

What do you get if you cross a dog and a

cheetah ?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

What kind of dog sounds
like you can eat it
?
A sausage dog !

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a
meal
?
That hit the spots !

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a

hyena ?
I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

What is a dog's favourite food ?
Anything that
is on your plate !

What is a dog's favourite sport ?
Formula 1
drooling !

What do dogs have that
no other animal has
?
Puppy dogs !

What do you call an alcoholic dog ?
A whino
!

When is the
most likely time that a stray dog
will walk into your house ?
When the door is open !