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King Kong jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with

a giant frog?
A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building
and catches
aeroplanes with its tongue.

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After being away on business, Tim thought it

would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

''How about
some perfume?'' he asked the cosmetics clerk.

She showed him a
bottle costing $50.00.

''That's a bit much,'' said Tim, so she
returned with a smaller bottle
for $30.00.

''That's still quite a
bit,'' Tim complained.

Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a
tiny $15.00 bottle.

''What I mean,'' said Tim, ''is I'd like to see
something really
cheap.''

The clerk handed him a mirror.

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Why did King Kong join the army?
To learn
about gorilla warfare.

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What's brown and furry on the inside and
clear on the
outside?
King Kong in clingfilm

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Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

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Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of

his feet brown?
So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut
butter.

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What do you do if King Kong sits in
front
of you at the cinema?
Miss most of the film!

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What happened when King Kong swallowed Big

Ben?
He found time-consuming.

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Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in

the world?
King Pong.

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What's big and hairy and climbs up the

Empire State Building in a dress?
Queen Kong.

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How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's
twisted it?
With a monkey wrench.

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If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play

ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.

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What is as big as King Kong but doesn't
weigh anything?
King Kong's shadow.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with
a
watchdog?
A terrified postman.

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How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside
down and make a noise like a banana.

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What do you get if
you cross King Kong
with a budgie?
A messy cage.

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What did King Kong say when he saw the
Statue of
Liberty?
''Are you my mother?''

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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the

kitchen?
Just don't monkey with him.

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What do you get if King Kong sits on

your best friend?
A flat mate.

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your
piano?
A flat note.

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