Snowman jokes 

Where do Snowmen go to dance?
To
snowballs.

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the
Snowman?
Have an ice day!

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a

snowman?
Frostbite.

Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over
their
baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!

What do Snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.

Where do snowmen keep their money ?
In a
snowbank !

How do snowmen travel around ?
By iceicle
!

How do you know when there is a snowman in

your bed ?
You wake up wet !

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark
?
Frost bite !

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen
prefer ?
I.C. !

How does a Snowman get to work?
By
icicle.

Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

On his birthday flake!

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice
caps !

What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Icebergers
!

Where do snowmen go to dance ?
Snowballs
!

What would you get if you crossed a

snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite !

What is a snowman's favorite book ?
War
and Frozen Peas !

Why did a anowman send his father to
Siberia?
Because he wanted frozen pop !

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a

snowman.
Doctor: Keep cool !

Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette

or a red-headed snowman?
A: A blonde, because you have to
hollow out its head,