Insect jokes 

Where would you put an injured insect ?
In an
antbulance !

What do bees do if they want to use public

transport ?
Wait at a buzz stop !

What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A bee with a
cold !

What is a bee's favourite classical music

composer ?
Bee-thoven !

What does a queen bee do when she burps
?
Issues a royal pardon !

What lives in gum trees ?
Stick insects !

What has four wheels and flies ?
A rubbish
bin !

Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to
work?
A: A buzzness suit!

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put

on him ?
He's bee-witched !

First Caribou: What do
you call a bee that
can't make up his mind?
Second Caribou: A maybee.

What's a bee-line ?
The shortest distance
between two buzz-stops !

What is the biggest ant in the world ?
An
elephant !

One woodworm met another. ''How's life?'' she

asked.
''Oh, same as usual,'' he replied, ''boring.''

Q: What did one flea say to the other flea

when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a

dog?

What happened to the man who turned into an
insect ?
He just beetled off !

What do you get when you cross a bell with a

bee?
A humdinger.

What is the difference
between an elephant
and a flea?
An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have
elephants !

Who writes books for little bees ?
Bee-trix
Potter !

What
did the bee say to the naughty bee
?
Bee-hive yourself !

First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor
cycle
stunts?
Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.