Easter jokes 

What would you get if you crossed the Easter
Bunny
with a famous French general?
Napoleon Bunnyparte!

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state

capital?
Albunny, New York!

What is the Easter Bunny's
favourite sport?

Basket-ball, of course!

Did you hear about the lady whose house was
infested
with Easter eggs?
She had to call an eggs-terminator!

Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?

Johns Hopkins!

Boy 1: ''How did you get that bruise on your
arm?''
Boy 2: ''I ate some Easter candy.''
Boy 1: ''Eating Easter
candy won't give you a bruise.''
Boy 2: ''It will if it's your big
brother's candy!''

What would you get if you crossed the Easter

Bunny with an overstressed person?
An Easter basket case!

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was
having a bad hare day!

What would you get if you crossed a
skunk
with a type of Easter candy?
Smelly beans!

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of
story?
A cotton tale!

What's pink, has five toes, and is
carried
by the Easter Bunny?
His lucky people's foot!

What's long and stylish and full of cats?

The Easter Purrade!

What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on

your head?
An Easter bunnet!

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a
new
tail?
To a re-tail store!

Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie
actor?
Rabbit De Niro!

Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
Oh,
yes. He's a rabbit fan!

Why did you drive the lawn mower over your
Easter
basket?
I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!

Why do we paint
Easter eggs?
Because
it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on

trees?
The Easter Bunana!

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into

your mouth?''
''Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it
in my ears.''