Chlap sedi v krcme a chlasta, doma jeho zena v kuchyni place, lebo jej mama, jeho svokra, je na smrtelnej posteli a zomiera! Posiela syna po otca do krcmy. Chlap sa vrati a ona na neho spusti: "Ze sa nehanbis, ty hovado, mama zomiera a ty v krcme chlastas ako taky statok!" V tom on vyberie z chladnicky flasku, zo skrinky 2 pohariky, naleje a ide k svokre do izby. Podava svokre jeden poharik a vravi: " No mamo, tak kapurkova?!
viac vtipovCode | Result |
KISS | Destroy vehicle currently targeted |
LOVE | Destroy all enemies on radar |
CUDDLE | God mode with current vehicle |
HUGS | God mode for friendlies |
CARESS | Full ammo |
IMLAME | Win mission |
SYRUP | Freeze AI vehicles |
MRFREEZE | Freeze time for AI |
NUKEME | Suicide |
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