Banana jokes 

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up

and beg?
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What did the boy banana say to the girl
banana?
''You have a lot of appeal.''

What would you call two
banana skins ?
A
pair of slippers.

Mother Banana: Why didn't you go
to school
today?
Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

What's yellow and flashes?
A banana with a
loose connection.

Why are
you eating a banana with the skin
on?
Oh, it's all right. I know what's inside.

What is yellow on the inside and green on the

outside ?
A banana dressed up as a cucumber !

Why don't bananas snore?
Because they
don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Did you hear about the unlucky
man who
bought some bananas?
They were empty.

Knock knock
Who's
there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you
glad I didn't say banana ?

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana

make ?
Slippers !

What is a ghost favorite fruit ?
Boonanaa
!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Banana
!
Banana who ?
Banana split so ice creamed !

How can you tell the difference between a

monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either
a monster or a giant
banana.

What is long and yellow and always points
north?
A magnetic banana.

What would you call two
bananas?
A pair
of slippers.