Newest jokes

If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you

know which one is the American Football player ?
The one in the
sugar bowl !

Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out
of a
blonde's mouth?

A: Einstein's dick.

Q: What do you call a blonde
that can suck a
golfball through a water hose?

A:Sweetheart!

Q: What did the blind blonde say as she was

making love with her new boyfriend?

A: ''Funny, you don't feel
Jewish.''

Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a
condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

Q: Why
do blondes always drink with
straws?

A: Practice.

What's another name for a clever duck ?
A
wise quacker !

What do you call a Scottish parrot ?
A Macaw
!

What do you get if you cross a duck with a

firework ?
A firequaker !

What is a parrot's favorite game ?
Hide and
Speak !

What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !

What do you call a pig who overacts?
A ham
ham.

What do you call a pig with good table manners?

Sick.

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar!

Yo
mama is so fat...that she makes
Godzilla look like an action figure

Yo mama is so fat...that when she wore a blue

and green sweater,everyone thought
she was Planet Earth

Why couldn't the butterfly go to the
Chistmas ball ?
It was a moth ball !

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas

party ?
Chick to chick !

How many chimney does Father Christmas go
down ?
Stacks !