Sedi horar v krcme, kopne do seba velku becherovku, ide ku dveram a vola smerom k lesu: "Zelenym navrch, zelenym navrch!" Ked sa to opakuje asi po desiaty krat, krcmar sa ho spyta "Mozes mi povedat, preco to stale volas" "Mozem, mam totiz v lese na brigade policajtov a oni mi v skolke sadia stromceky"
viac vtipov
| Code | Result |
| KISS | Destroy vehicle currently targeted |
| LOVE | Destroy all enemies on radar |
| CUDDLE | God mode with current vehicle |
| HUGS | God mode for friendlies |
| CARESS | Full ammo |
| IMLAME | Win mission |
| SYRUP | Freeze AI vehicles |
| MRFREEZE | Freeze time for AI |
| NUKEME | Suicide |
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