Pod newyorskym mrakodrapom sedi slusne obleceny pan a pofajcieva. Okolo ide novinar: Pane, mozem vam polozit par otazok? Nemam teraz nic v plane, pytajte sa - vypusti nadherny kruzok dymu. Vidim, ze fajcite. Uz dlho fajcite? Cez 30 rokov. A kolko toho vyfajcite denne? Jednu az dve krabicky. Mate nejaku oblubenu znacku? Ano, fajcim zasadne Marlboro. Tak za tie roky - vytiahne novinar kalkulacku - ste mohli usetrit tolko penazi, ze by ste si mohli kupit napriklad tento mrakodrap! Pane, a vy fajcite? Nie. Potom mate urcite mrakodrap... Nie. To je zaujimave: Ani nefajcite, ani nemate mrakodrap. A ja aj fajcim, aj ten mrakodrap patri mne...
viac vtipovCode | Result |
KISS | Destroy vehicle currently targeted |
LOVE | Destroy all enemies on radar |
CUDDLE | God mode with current vehicle |
HUGS | God mode for friendlies |
CARESS | Full ammo |
IMLAME | Win mission |
SYRUP | Freeze AI vehicles |
MRFREEZE | Freeze time for AI |
NUKEME | Suicide |
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