Traja kamarati - pravnik, programator a umelec - preberaju problematiku mileniek. Umelec vravi: Pani, ta vasen je ohromne inspirativna a akurat tak riziko, ze na to manzelka pride. Pravnik to rozobera odborne: No, podla mna z toho mozu byt len problemy. Skonci to rozvodom, alimenty a nakonec mozno aj vykopnutie z prace. A programator sa usmeje a vravi: Je to ta najlepsia vec na svete, zvlast ked o tom manzelka vie. To si totiz potom mysli, ze som s milenkou, milenka si mysli, ze som s manzelkou a ja mozem byt v klude celu noc za pocitacom!
viac vtipov
| Result | Code |
| $16,000 | impulse101 |
| Arctic sniper rifle | givespaceweapon_awp |
| Auto-aim with sniper rifle | sv_aim |
| Adjust gravity | sv_gravity [-999 - 999999] |
| See and fire through walls | gl_zmax[0-9999] |
| View other players' frags | cl_hidefrags 0 |
| Faster forward motion | cl_forwardspeed 999 |
| Faster backwards motion | cl_backspeed 999 |
| Faster side motion | cl_sidespeed 999 |
| Level select | changelevel [map name] |
| Weapon select | give weapon_[weapon name] |
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