Banana jokes 

Time flies like an
arrow, but fruit flies
like a banana.

Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they
hang around in bunches.

How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down
and make a noise like a banana.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

Mandy: Our teacher went on a
special banana
diet.
Andy: Did she lose weight?
Mandy: No, but she sure could
climb trees well!

Tom: What did the banana say to
the elephant?

Nick: I don't know.
Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

What's yellow and writes?
A ball-point
banana.

Teacher: What is Ba + Na2?
Pupil:
Banana.

How can you tell the difference between a

monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either
a monster or a giant
banana.

Why did the banana go out with the
prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

The last time I saw a face like
yours I
threw it a banana.

They're not going to grow bananas any

longer.
Really?
Why not?
Because they're long enough
already.

What do you do if you see a blue banana?

Try to cheer it up.

What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing

firm?
He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

How did the Mother Banana
spoil the Baby
Banana?
She left him out in the sun too long.

Why is a banana peel on the
sidewalk like
music?
Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?
An
electric banana.

What is the difference between a banana and a
bell?
You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What is the easiest way to make a
banana
split?
Cut it in half.