Yo momma jokes 

yo
mama's teeth so yellow that when she
smiles everyone sings, ''i got
sunshine on a cloudy day''.....

Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book

mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

yo
mama's teeth are so yellow that when
she smiles traffic slows down.

yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to
watch 60 seconds.

yo mamma so fat she make a whale look
bulimic

yo
mama aint got no ears hollin bout let
me hear both sides of da story!

Yo
mama so ugly she got beat up by her
imaginary friends

Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group

hugs!

yo mama so fat,
when she dive into the
ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!

yo mama
so fat she sat on a tractor and
made it a pick-up truck.

yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it

says next stop hell

yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like
a
pack of hot dogs

Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of

China when it was just ok

Your Momma's so black she got counted

absent at night school.

your mama so fat that when she wanted a water

bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean.

Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears

pierced by harpoon.

yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease
run
from her..

Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood

test.

Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around they
throw her a
welcome back party.

Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both
arms
because she covers two time zones.