Pig jokes 

A
pig's favorite movie:
The Monster That
Ate New York.

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
...A
piiig

Why did the pig go to the casino ?
To play the
slop machine !

Did you hear about the pig's vacation?
They
had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up

as bears and raided all the garbage cans.

Did you hear about the pigs
who took up
motorcycling?
They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.

All our pigs are learning karate.
Oh, I don't
believe that
No? Well, just watch out for their chops.

A city child came running into the farmhouse. ''No
wonder
that mama pig is so big,'' she yelled.
''There's a bunch
of little pigs out there blowing her up!''

Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?

He called it ''Ham Hocks''.

Did you hear about the pig who tried to
start
a hot-air balloon business?
He couldn't get it off the ground.
.

Did you hear about the piglets
who wanted to
do something special for mother's day?
What did they do?
They
threw a sowprize party.

Have you heard about the pig who took up disco
dancing?
He liked to swing his weight around.

Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage

In November?
She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early.

Did you hear the story
about the razorback
hog?
It's pretty dull.

Do pigs like Backgammon?
No, they prefer their
backs scratched.

Doctor, doctor, I've got a
little
sty.
Then you'd better buy a little pig.

How did the little pig win at Monopoly?
He
built hotels on Pork Place.

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Build a
sty-scraper!

FARMER: Who raided my vegetable
patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves

you?
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and

kisses.

How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.