Dance jokes 

Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the
dance
Shoot the Rooster?
A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Q. What do you call a one legged

linedancer?
A. Eileen (I Lean)

Q. What do you have when only one line dancer

comes to your party?
A. A One Liner!

Q. Where do tired linedancers go for
Breakfast?
A. Ihop

Andy: ''Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last
night. I
dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus
girls in the
world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a
row.''
Doctor: ''Hold it, Andy. That doesn't sound so terrible.''

Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl from the end.''

How do they dance in Arabia?
Sheik-to-sheik
(cheek).

What's a vampire's favorite dance?
The
Fang Tango.

Q. Where can you dance in California?
A. San
Fran-disco

Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance
floor?
A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

What dance did the
Pilgrims do?
The
Plymouth Rock.

What dance do hippies hate?
A square
dance.

What dance do you do when summer is
over?
Tango (tan go).

What is the difference between a dancer and a
duck?
One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on
her
beautiful legs.

Two fonts walk into a line
dance club. The
barman says to them, ''Get out. We don't serve your
type here.''

What did the overweight
ballet dancer
perform ?
The dance of the sugar plump fairy !

What sort of dance do fish do at
parties
?
The conga !

What animals are poor dancers?
Four-legged
ones, because they have two left feet.

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of
jam?
Because the top said, ''Twist to open.''

Why don't dogs make good dancers ?
Because
they have two left feet !

What kind of dance do buns do?
Abundance.