Barbie doll jokes 

There is a new Barbie
doll on the
market - Avalanche Barbie ...buried in 16 feet of
snow

There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Mutant Barbie ...Professor Xavier's
daughter: bald as a
billiard ball, wearing a Dark Phoenix costume

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Hockey Barbie ...comes
with hockey stick and missing teeth

There is a new Barbie doll on the

market - Marsha Clark Barbie ...with a bad haircut and a bad

attitude

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Kleptomaniac Barbie ...doll
with suction cup hands

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
LAPD Barbie ...comes with two
nightsticks, in case one gets broken
subduing a suspect. Taser also
available.

There is a new Barbie doll on the

market - Body-Piercing Barbie ...comes with mini-piercing gun and

mini-body ornaments

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Tasmanian Barbie ...spins like a top!

There is a new Barbie doll on
the
market - Siamese Twins Barbie ...complete with surgical
instruments

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Hippie Barbie
...complete with simulated controlled substances and
paraphernalia

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Microsoft Barbie
...Barbie doll with Bill Gates' head

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Circus Clown Barbie ...complete with scary face paint and scary

wig

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Witch Doctor Barbie ...with potions and face paints

There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Werewolf Barbie ...normal doll, except under
a full moon

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Cyclops Barbie
...one eye, right in the middle of her forehead;
Cyclops Ken sold
separately

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Hunchback
Barbie ...pull the string and she cries, ''Sanctuary!
Sanctuary!''

There
is a new Barbie doll on the
market - Tonya Harding Barbie ...you
didn't think we'd sell one
without the other, did you?

There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Barbie Brain in a Jar ...an empty jar

There is
a new Barbie doll on the
market - Mortal Kombat Barbie ...includes more
blood than you can even
imagine

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Safari Barbie ...with rifle, pith helmet, and pygmy guide