Easter jokes 

Would
you like something from my Easter
basket?
''Sure!''
''Here. Have some plastic grass.''

Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who

sat on a bee?
It's a tender tail!

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his

head in the fan?
It took ears off his life!

What would you get if you crossed the

Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?
The Easter Blarney!

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

How did the soggy
Easter Bunny dry himself?

With a hare dryer!

Why was the monster sitting in his Easter

basket?
He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!

''Why are you studying your Easter

candy?''
''I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the

chocolate egg!''

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those

eggs?
He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What happened when the
Easter Bunny met the
rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after!

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter

basket?
The Easter Barney!

What's red and blue and
sogs up your
Easter basket?
Coloured scrambled eggs

What is a dog's favourite Easter
treat?

Jelly bones!

What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and
goes
''hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM''?
The Easter
Elephant.

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
He
does lots of bare-obics.

A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He

looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute,
but
he
decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?
The
baby chick was a little cheeper!

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after
Easter?
One to three for breaking and entering.

How do you catch the Easter
Bunny?
Hide
in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

How should you send a letter to the Easter

Bunny?
By hare mail!

Who delivers Easter treats to all the
fish
in the sea?
The Oyster Bunny!