Minule vecer ma chalani pozvali trochu von. Manzelku som ubezpecoval, ze pridem okolo polnoci! A hodiny sa rychlo minali a pivo slo dolu prilis hladko. Okolo 2:30 nadranom, ozraty ako sarkan, pobral som sa domov. Lenco som vstupil do bytu, nase kukuckove hodiny v hale ozili a tri krat zakukali. Hlavou mi preblesklo, ze by sa manzelka mohla zobudit, tak som duchapritomne este 9 krat zakukal. Bol som naozaj pysny na svoju schopnost tak sikovne sa vyhybat konfliktnym situaciam v stave totalnej ozratosti. Rano sa ma manzelka spytala kedy som sa vecer vratil a ja som jej povedal, ze o polnoci. Nevyzerala, ze by daco tusila. WOW! Dostal som sa z toho! Neskor mi oznamila, ze bude treba asi kupit nove kukuckove hodiny do haly. Ked som sa jej spytal preco, odpovedala: "Si predstav, ze v noci nase kukuckove hodiny tri krat zakukali, potom povedali "do riti", este 4 krat zakukali, odkaslali si, 3 krat zakukali, chvilu sa chechtali, dva krat zakukali a nakoniec si grgli"
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| RESULT | CHEAT CODE | |
| Send message to enemies | C | |
| Toggle countermeasure availability for all ships | [Shift] + C | |
| Kill selected target | K | |
| Destroy targeted subsystem | [Shift] + K | |
| 10% damage to ship | [Alt] + K | |
| 10% damage to target | [Alt] + [Shift] + K | |
| Invincibility | I | |
| Toggle invincibility for target | [Shift] + I | |
| Toggle Descent-style physics | O | |
| Infinite weapons for all ships | [Shift] + W | |
| Infinite weapons for only your ship | W | |
| All primary goals complete | G | |
| All secondary goals complete | [Shift] + G | |
| All bonus goals complete | [Alt] + G | |
| Scroll forward through secondary weapons | 9 | |
| Scroll backward through secondary weapons | [Shift] + 9 | |
| Scroll forward through primary weapons | 0 | |
| Scroll backward through secondary weapons | [Shift] + 0 | |
| Rearm request for target | R |
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